New Media Junkie » Rarely Asked Questions http://www.newmediajunkie.com A set of bizarre questions on a common theme, answered by three randoms Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:44:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en ©Mark Steadman, David North & Kevin Rapley mark@newmediajunkie.com (New Media Junkie) mark@newmediajunkie.com(Mark Steadman, David North & Kevin Rapley) 1440 faq, questions, answers, quiz, game show, funny, humour, comedy A set of bizarre questions on a common theme, answered by three randoms Some of the most important but seldom-raised questions puzzling Internet users Mark Steadman, David North & Kevin Rapley Mark Steadman, David North & Kevin Rapley mark@newmediajunkie.com No yes http://www.newmediajunkie.com/assets/feed-logo-raq.jpg New Media Junkie http://www.newmediajunkie.com 144 144 Pet sounds http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/06/pet-sounds/ http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/06/pet-sounds/#comments Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:44:15 +0000 Mark Steadman http://www.newmediajunkie.com/?p=13 This week we talk pets, accents (bad ones) and race. The questions taken from wiki.answers.com were:

  1. Can animals be racist?
  2. How do you know if a snail is male or female?
  3. How can you tell if your horse is pregnant?
  4. Why do cats and dogs fight?
  5. What animal has no knees?
  6. What is a dingbat?
  7. How do pigs have sex?
  8. What causes a dog to run sideways?
  9. How soon can you bath your dog after giving birth?
  10. What do you wash your ferret with?

Another pod not for the fainthearted.

]]> http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/06/pet-sounds/feed/ 25:42 This week we talk pets, accents (bad ones) and race. The questions taken from wiki.answers.com were: Can animals be racist? How do you know if a snail ... This week we talk pets, accents (bad ones) and race. The questions taken from wiki.answers.com were: Can animals be racist? How do you know if a snail is male or female? How can you tell if your horse is pregnant? Why do cats and dogs fight? What animal has no knees? What is a dingbat? How do pigs have sex? What causes a dog to run sideways? How soon can you bath your dog after giving birth? What do you wash your ferret with? Another pod not for the fainthearted. Rarely,Asked,Questions New Media Junkie no No Body talk http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/06/body-talk/ http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/06/body-talk/#comments Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:55:14 +0000 Mark Steadman http://www.newmediajunkie.com/?p=12 This week Mark Steadman poses David North and Kevin “Nocturnal” Rapley 10 questions on matters of the body.

Questions from wiki.answers.com were:

  1. What herbs can be used to treat mental retardation?
  2. What is Music Therapy?
  3. How can you get to sleep?
  4. Do colonics help to loose weight?
  5. What was frankincense?
  6. How can a chocaholic learn to stay away from chocolate to lose weight?
  7. How do you prevent flatulence?
  8. How much blood can a human drink before getting sick?
  9. What is wrong if your buttocks hurt a lot and you can barely walk?
  10. What caused Michael Jackson’s skin to change in colour?

This pod might not be suitable for the easily offended.

]]> http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/06/body-talk/feed/ 19:37 This week Mark Steadmannbsp;poses David North and Kevin ldquo;Nocturnalrdquo;nbsp;Rapleynbsp;10 questions onnbsp;matters of the body. Questions from wiki.answers.com were: What herbs can be used to treat mental retardation? What ... This week Mark Steadmannbsp;poses David North and Kevin ldquo;Nocturnalrdquo;nbsp;Rapleynbsp;10 questions onnbsp;matters of the body. Questions from wiki.answers.com were: What herbs can be used to treat mental retardation? What is Music Therapy? How can you get to sleep? Do colonics help to loose weight? What was frankincense? How can a chocaholic learn to stay away from chocolate to lose weight? How do you prevent flatulence? How much blood can a human drink before getting sick? What is wrong if your buttocks hurt a lot and you can barely walk? What caused Michael Jackson's skin to change in colour? This pod might not be suitable for the easily offended. Rarely,Asked,Questions New Media Junkie no No Where babies come from http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/05/where-babies-come-from/ http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/05/where-babies-come-from/#comments Sat, 24 May 2008 17:17:12 +0000 Mark Steadman http://www.newmediajunkie.com/?p=10 Mark Steadman poses 10 questions to Dave North and Kevin Rapley, on the subject of birth control, conception and…er…bodily fluids.

The questions from wiki.answers.com were:

  1. When did you conceive if your due date is October 3?
  2. How do you determine who the father is?
  3. Is it OK to name two children similarly?
  4. Is it a good or bad sign if you are pregnant and during sex your private area begins making weird noises?
  5. How do know if it is pregnancy or just a yeast infection?
  6. Can you get pregnant from fingers if there was cum on them?
  7. Is it possible to get pregnant at 11 years of age?
  8. Can a girl get pregnant from semen on her buttocks?
  9. How long can sperm live in open air?
  10. Is it possible to be pregnant if you are a virgin?

Also up for discussion was the correct pronunciation of the suffix “zine” and a new brand of general use ointment for treating flaky skin and anal tears. It’s also a great excuse to tag a post with the word “anal” and watch the hits come flodding in!

]]> http://www.newmediajunkie.com/2008/05/where-babies-come-from/feed/ 23:05 Mark Steadman posesnbsp;10 questions to Dave North and Kevin Rapley, on the subject of birth control, conception and...er...bodily fluids. The questions from wiki.answers.comnbsp;were: When did you conceive ... Mark Steadman posesnbsp;10 questions to Dave North and Kevin Rapley, on the subject of birth control, conception and...er...bodily fluids. The questions from wiki.answers.comnbsp;were: When did you conceive if your due date is October 3? How do you determine who the father is? Is it OK to name two children similarly? Is it a good or bad sign if you are pregnant and during sex your private area begins making weird noises? How do know if it is pregnancy or just a yeast infection? Can you get pregnant from fingers if there was cum on them? Is it possible to get pregnant at 11 years of age? Can a girl get pregnant from semen on her buttocks? How long can sperm live in open air? Is it possible to be pregnant if you are a virgin? Also up for discussion was the correct pronunciation of the suffix ldquo;zinerdquo; and a new brand of general use ointment for treating flaky skin and anal tears. Itrsquo;s also a great excuse to tag a post with the word ldquo;analrdquo; and watch the hits come flodding in! Rarely,Asked,Questions New Media Junkie no No